You might be a momma if... you have ever made a 2am Walgreens run for a paci.
You might be a momma if... you accidentally pour baby cereal into your coffee instead of sugar.
You might be a momma if... your wallet isn't in your purse, but 3 pacifiers are.
You might be a momma if... you wear scarves to cover spit up stains.
You might be a momma if... you ever have had to hand wash poopy socks (yeah I said socks).
You might be a momma if... you know all the uses for petroleum jelly.
You might be a momma if... you know where everyone else's shoes are but can't find your keys.
You might be a momma if... you think spaghetti tastes better cold.
You might be a momma if... you wash her tutu each night so that the morning is more pleasant.
You might be a momma if... you can feed a baby and stir the soup at the same time.
You might be a momma if... you have ever heard the words "Mom, he's touching me."
You might be a momma if... vomit, snot, and blood don't really bug you.
You might be a momma if... you have over 600 pictures on your camera memory card.
I hope this brings back good memories and hopefully some laughs for you. God bless all the mommas.
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